Finally!

Well, finally!  I may be able to get a normal life going again!  Starting this weekend, my work schedule will be Sundays through Thursdays, 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.  I know that sounds like a nightmare but stop and give it a second thought.  About forty-seven Sundays out of each year are total bullshit.  The other four I can schedule as vacation days.  And when you work Sundays, there's on management and you can pretty much dress however you want.  It's a total throw-away day. 

Then you work Monday through Thursday...but you have off on Friday!  Umm, can you say "perfect?"  Oh, not perfect enough yet?  You wake up Saturday morning (or afternoon) and realize you don't have to work that day either!  And you can totally go out again that night because, seriously, you don't have anywhere to be until 10:00 the next morning!

Yeah, this is my dream schedule.  You Monday through Friday nine-to-fivers can have that shit.  It's for the birds.  I'll keep doing this for as long as I can! 

And BTW, for those of you who have been feeling neglected:  "I'm back" starting next week.  It'll be just like old times (but without years and years of George W. Bush ahead of us).