Two things real quick

1. I just overheard my co-worker on the phone saying, "more than the universe."  It was obvious that he was being forced to answer the eternal question "How much do you love me?"  But he was answering with that weary tone that lets you know he's really thinking, "Aww, fuck.  Shit's been going on long enough.  This bitch needs to go!"  
2. I can't wait to start my new schedule.  May 3.  That is so far away.  A whole other month and a half of sitting with these people who are all obviously infected with whatever virus makes you sneeze most frequently and cough the loudest (and most productively).  Mostly, I can't wait to get away from that short, round, pink fucker.  He is so annoying.  And fuckin ugly.  He looks like a cartoon pig with the face of a cartoon frog.  An ugly cartoon frog.