Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Republicans are all bottoms!

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele was on FOX News (naturally) yesterday and he was talking about how there are no "factions" of the Republican party.  A lot has been said lately about so-called liberal issues (liberals, moderates, and otherwise clear-thinking individuals call them "civil rights issues") causing problems for the Republican party. 

One of the big topics in recent days has been gay marriage.  A lot of Republicans are now saying the party is going to have to start supporting it if they want to ever again have any political power.  (This doesn't mean they'll actually support it.  It means they'll openly pretend to support it since their current out-of-touch stance is making it increasingly difficult to win elections.) 

During the segment, Steels made a shocking admission.  He said the GOP had "bottomed and we hope that's the case."  He cautioned, "whether or not you've bottomed or not, you better have something to say to the American people."  (Whether or not or not?)

For years, I've been hoping the Republicans would stop being so anti-gay.  But I never intended for them to all rush out and get fucked in the ass.  I mean, I'm gay and I don't even do it!  But hey, if it helps turn them around (pun intended), I guess I'm all for it. 

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